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Once in a while there is some good news to report, and today is one of those days. The third member of the Seal Team that captured Ahmed Hashim Abed was exonerated on Friday, and as they say, “Seals 3 – Arab Terrorists 0.”
Posted: 2010-06-05
Category: Current Events
Last week the Arizona legislature voted on a tough immigration bill. The governor signed it into law, with 70% of the folks in Arizona supporting it. On Saturday Commander Dithers explained in a speech that the people in Arizona were misguided, and it was wrong to pass such legislation.
Posted: 2010-05-22
Category: Politics
General Al Sharpton is slowly making his way toward Arizona. First he had to get the blessing of Commander Dithers, then it was off to the hairdresser, and track suit maker. I used to call Reverend Sharpton Fat Al…but then I had to switch that designation to another dangerous shyster, the private plane flyin’, limo ridin’ weather wonk, Fat Al Gore.
Posted: 2010-05-19
Category: Politics
What we have all learned in the last two weeks is that the “post racial” President is a race baiter. First he had his stand ins whip up sentiment, and then he weighed in himself while speaking in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Wednesday last. Listen to El Jefe, speaking in his usual broken cadence…”This law that just passed in Arizona…you can try to make it really tough on people who look like they might be “illegal immigrants…”" the Obamessiah opined.
Posted: 2010-05-19
Category: Politics
I’ve been out of town, and far off the beaten path for a couple of weeks. About all I can say about where I was is that it was hot…and very dry. About the only time I saw any water it was in a bottle, and when I got to clean up, which was about every five days. You haven’t smelled anything like Kahuna funk after five days in the heat…and you don’t want to. The only saving grace was that there were guys who actually smelled worse than me…although that is pretty hard to imagine.
Posted: 2010-04-26
Category: Politics
One of the advantages of living in Washington is that occasionally you get to see some of of the clown princes, and princesses, up close and personal. Such was the case yesterday, as I had some business to attend to in Washington, D.C.. I try and avoid trips into the city like the plague, but this was a must do situation.
Posted: 2010-04-20
Category: Politics
Many years ago my father in law was sitting around the kitchen table with a number of the relatives, almost all of whom happened to be lawyers, including himself. He had been retired for at least a decade, after a long and distinguished career at a Fortune 100 company.
Posted: 2010-04-10
Category: Politics
I haven’t written about the worst President in American history in quite some time, and it’s time to put the gloves on and take a few swings at the most dangerous man to ever to occupy the Oval Office. I’m not talking about Jimmy Carter here, though he held the title until 2008.
Posted: 2010-04-03
Category: Politics
One of the longtime Kahunanites mailed me a few stories about the French, and British, which are worth sharing with everyone.
Posted: 2010-03-29
Category: Politics
It's been a full ten days since the initial Snowmaggedon hit the Virginia suburbs, and the main street that runs through my little part of the world has still not been plowed. Or salted. Or sanded. In order to negotiate the street you have to put your tires in the grooves worn in to the ice by fellow travelers…and hope that you don’t bottom out, which so far hasn’t happened to me. But others have not been so lucky, and must depend on others to get their vehicle rolling again.
Posted: 2010-03-26
Category: Politics
When I got up this morning and fired up the laptop the first thing I saw was that Captain Phil of the crab fishing boat Cornelia Marie had died. He was 53, which is younger than I am. The television show he was featured on was “America’s Deadliest Catch,” which chronicled the lives of a number of captains and crews that work in some of the most hazardous conditions you can imagine to harvest crab.
Posted: 2010-03-13
Category: Current Events
I woke up this morning feeling a tad protein deficient, so I grilled up some meat, and washed it down with some of that high test coffee I told you about last week. My wife naturally had something to say about my choice of breakfast grub, but I raised the finger of silence, which insured some peace and quiet while I ate.
Posted: 2010-03-11
Category: Current Events
Late last night I received an email from my friend Pete the Printer, who resides in Ohio, where they have a bit of an unemployment problem. Now Pete has a job, he’s been running one business or another for decades, and if you took everything away from him today, he’d be back in business tomorrow, because you don’t ever count Pete the Printer out.
Posted: 2010-03-05
Category: Politics
This morning I have been reading the several newspapers I diligently peruse every morning, or sometime during the day.
Posted: 2010-02-20
Category: Politics
Commander Dithers was in Taxachusetts yesterday, looking highly energized, and telling lies faster than you could count them. According to him, he fixed the economy, reformed health care, cut taxes for the middle class, stopped terrorism, won the war in Afghanistan, and even found a husband for Oprah.
Posted: 2010-02-19
Category: Current Events
