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The Zurich Street Parade Switzerland By Ananddgm1 The Street Parade is the second most attended technoparade in Europe. It takes place in Zurich, Switzerland. Comparable to Berlin's Love Parade, the Street Parade is the largest techno parties in the world and the largest annual event in Zurich. Proceeding along the side of Lake Zurich, it normally occurs on the second Saturday in August. Read more Stinky Steven�s Guide to Gassy Moments & Pooping at Work By stinkysteven Let�s talk about gas. No, not the price of gas � though in this instance the price can be quite costly � we�re talking farts here, people. Silent But Deadly, Rippers and the Terd Burglars who are frequent offenders. Read more My big fat FART list By stinkysteven Everyone does it. Nobody wants to admit it�Passing gas. Farting. Or worse, sharting � eeck! And just like most are quick to blame their neighbor in cubicle land for that silent but deadly one, everyone has a term for it. So behold The Fart List! I�m starting with the first 100 terms I found. It�s here that you�ll find every term for that funny act of ass rumbling: from the classic (Flatulence) to the crazy (the Mariah Carey), just let one rip and have fun reading. Read more Edinburgh Fringe 2009 programme announced By tugsearch The hotly anticipated line up for the 63rd Edinburgh Festival Fringe has been announced. The Fringe shows offer a unique line up of music, comedy, theatre, dance, opera and art. Read more Using Jokes To Lift Your Mood By Naomi West Jokes are a great way for people to lift their moods when they are sad or having a bad day. Sometimes Jokes have the ability to put a smile on our face when nothing else will work. Read more Ripped From The Headlines: Obama Deals, Taliban Reels, Reid Appeals By j. e. kitchell A twice-weekly humor column of news items Ripped From The Headlines: Obama's plate full, Wall Street balks, Nagin huffs, Korea bluffs, Reid whines. Read more Funny Questions About Life - Part 3 By Halacious Yes, here's more Funny Questions About Life for your mindless entertainment. Feel free to read them and attempt to stifle your laughter while your boss glares at you. Read more Ripped From The Headlines Column- Obama to Muslims- Get along, France to Queen- Bugger Off By j. e. kitchell RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES! Spies in State Department! Obama speaks to Muslims in Egypt, Medical Breakthroughs, Commies love Boyle and more! Read more The Vice guide to the Bronx By Vice Magazine Up until a year ago, Fat Joe was known as one of the hardest rappers in hip hop. Even zealots like M.O.P. refer to him as the mayor of New York. His affiliations define street credibility. Read more The Vice guide to getting beaten up By Vice Magazine Don't be a victim. If some huge fucking Coke machine of a guy tries to attack you, grab his right arm with the forefinger of your left hand, then twist it behind his back and kick in the back of his knees from behind. Read more Ripped From The Headlines Column May 31 By j. e. kitchell A twice-weekly humor column on news RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES by J. E. KITCHELL http://screamingyellownews.blogspot.com Read more Schools: Government to Dispense with Speling By kieron mcfadden Education Supremo, Jo "Anagram" O' Merpus (78) today unveiled the latest plank in the government's raft of measures designed to "Make education in Britain unrecognizable....." Read more A Seasonal Message From Your Emperor By kieron mcfadden Greetings Minions!! May 5th is as you know the annual Festival of Nosferatu and also the ninety fifth anniversary of the visitation of the emissary Tharg of the so-called "Lizard" people.... Read more Even More Depressing Pandemic Alert By kieron mcfadden We are all Going To Die. Probably Read more I Think I've Got That New Disease I've Seen Advertised By kieron mcfadden Disease marketing is big business as this leaked communication testifies before the Grand Jury of public opinion. Read more Government Announces New Ministry of Predictions By kieron mcfadden Newsflash England April 22nd 2009 Read more Her Majesty�s Government to Relocate to Poland Shock By kieron mcfadden Newsflash England April 21st 2009 Read more Stealing and rebuilding Amy Winehouse's rubbish, by Vice Magazine By tugsearch 'Vice' journalist, Jamie Taete decides to steal Amy Winehouse's rubbish and rebuild it Read more How (and When) Women Fart By stinkysteven Just like our parents taught us, there�s a time and a place for everything. And farting is no different. While guys can be forward and direct and just let �em rip and talk about them (instead of feelings) for hours, for women, farting is an entirely different beast. So pay attention here, ladies, Farty Frieda is here to provide you with an invaluable lesson on letting the ass gas go. Read more If I could prank a celebrity, here�s what I�d do� By stinkysteven Ashton Kutcher has �Punk�d,� and while that provided some entertainment, it�s gotten a bit old. Instead, here�s a list of five celebrities we�d like to prank � from the Jonas brothers meeting their predecessors in the ring to A-Roid getting a dose of �reality,� let the pranks begin Read more It's a strange, strange world By Philip Yaffe As someone once said, "The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we can imagine." The same is true of our own little planet Earth. Many things that exist all around us would boggle the imagination. But believe it or not, they are true. Read more Making Autumn D�cor a Cinch By Jennifer Stevens What is there not to love about autumn? Those lazy days of summer are slowly coming to an end as the promise of Christmas lingers in the distance. Sweaters are pulled out of storage and hot cocoa placed back on the pantry shelf. Everywhere you turn a brilliant array of earthy colors meet the eye. Bringing a bit of fall�s beauty into your home can be a simple and enjoyable task. Read more A Crafting Club By Jennifer Stevens Working for almost 10 years straight, I was a bit shocked after the birth of my first son. I had always yearned to be a stay at home mom and raise my kids. However, going from talking to adults all day to little babies, was a major transition. Two kids and 4 years later, I have learned that I still need that grown-up social interaction. That�s when I formed a crafting club. Read more Simply Knitting By Jennifer Stevens As I lifted a perfect loaf of bread out from the oven, I couldn�t help but be appalled by my potholders. On top of being worn through, I couldn�t even identify what food lined the crusty edges! At times like this, I�d usually remember to pick up a few during my weekly shopping trip�.but fortunately, that habit has changed! Yearning to be more self-sufficient, I learned to knit my own potholders. Read more Television Tells Us If We Smell We Are Likely To Be Ridiculed. By Sean Glynn Is there a link between respect and personal hygene? From comic scenes in films where we are made to laugh from the ridiculous outcomes of 'smelly people' we daren't go near in our everyday lives. Why do we laugh? Is it the fact that we too agree with the people who suffer rather than sympathise with the people who accidentally cause the suffering. Read more Crocheting in Style By Jennifer Stevens Forget spending hours finding the perfect sandals for that summer dress. Crochet your own! Using free crochet patterns found online, this project is perfect for both the beginner, and a seasoned crocheting expert. Before you know it, your closet will be lined with a pair of sandals for every occasion. Your friends will definitely envy your new found shoe style! Read more It�s important to be able to laugh at yourself � and here�s why! By Anna Hallam You�ve made a mistake, or someone has played a practical joke designed to make you looked foolish. Other people are laughing at you � and you just wish the ground would open up beneath you! How do you deal with that situation? Read more Cover it Up! By Jennifer Stevens Unless you have a timeless antique on your hand, chances are you don�t want your sewing machine to be the focus of your room. The drab plastic covers that usually come with the sewing machine don�t quite help the matter either. The obvious answer is to make your own cover! Not only are they simple to construct, you can find free sewing patterns for them online. Read more How to Impress everyone with Funny sayings and quotes By Manish Kapoor Isn�t amazing how famous celebrities, prime ministers, News reporters and other world-known individual impress anyone with their speech. There is an element of fun and humor as well as seriousness in their speech that grab everyone�s attention. How they make such an interesting speech? Well, the answer is very simple. Read more Not Your Mama�s Apron By Jennifer Stevens As the country watched Lucy Ricardo serve up delectable dishes and much laughter, this red-headed gal became an inspiration for women. Years later, we are once again sporting those cute little aprons Lucy was famous for. Read more My Collection of Punctured Proverbs By sheldon archer In the UK making puns and playing on words is almost a national pastime. Here are a few of my twisted proverbs that hopefully will make you smile,or maybe groan. Read more How to Make Sand Sculpture By Jeff A Hardy Summer time is the beach time. And if you want to make it a fun time too, there's nothing great than making a sand sculpture. It will take only some time, patience and tools, apart from, of course, sand- and you can make sand sculpture that can compete with any professional sand sculptor's work. Read more Guide: How to Convert FLV to almost all video formats such as AVI, MP4, WMV, DVD, VCD, By blackbird Abcc FLV to AVI WMV MPEG MP4 MOV Converter Pro is powerful and easy-to-use FLV to video converter software which helps you convert FLV to almost all video formats such as AVI, MP4, WMV, DVD, VCD, SVCD, 3GP, iPod, iPhone, Zune, MOV Read more Laugh at Funny sayings to keep the heart diseases away By Manish Kapoor Laughter is strong zest for life. Just as food is important to keep you fit physically, Laughter is important to stay fit emotionally. When we laugh, we forgot all the routine stress of our life and when it comes to Keeping your heart healthy, laughter is considered as best medicine. Read more Online Laughter.....Not a joke By Manish Kapoor It is an inevitable fact that we live in a stressful world in stressful times. Everyday we all are exposed to stress at many places at home, at work. There is no one who can say that he is stress-free. Everybody is stressed by something, parents, Children, teachers, students, young, old, admin, I mean everybody. Read more How Did an English Police Force become known as Scotland Yard? By Ernes Heming As of today, the NSY or New Scotland Yard is the head office of the Metropolitan Police service, the law-enforcing body in Greater London, except for the City district, which is being manned by the City of London Police. Read more Funny Sayings to life your spirits By Manish Kapoor Comedy and Humor plays a impreative role in energizing person's intellect mainly in today's traumatic life where every person is as busy as ever. People are so stressed that they forget to snort and even a smallest barricade sends them into fits of rage. In such time, when everyone is so stressed, Funny sayings can help you navigate through staid moments with a dash of zest and humor and bring smile to everyone's face. Read more Happy birthday sms collection By Manish Kapoor Birthday is an important day in each and every person life because it is the day when one is born and it a special day in everyone's life. It is personal occasion of celebration. Read more Examples Of Humorous Greeting Cards By Francis Githinji It is always good to look at the positive side of life. There is no better way than engaging a fun time filled with humor. When you find something to laugh about, you really feel like the world is a good place filled with no worries at all. It is therefore essential to crack a joke at every opportunity because you will even get to live longer. When you are sending messages to people, you can do precisely this. Read more Hebert Goes to Work By josgraf A little humor from the Insight21 and Earth Vision projects. Hebert Flabeau lands a job in an office, but how ling will he keep it? An excerpt from Hebert Returns to America. Read more Be ready for Valentine�s Day with These Sweet Love Quotes for Valentine Day By Manish Kapoor Valentine day is celebrated on 14 February all over the world. It is the day for lovers. It is the day where lovers express their love by sending their love Valentine�s Cards, Roses, Beautiful flowers and sending each other Love Quotes. During this marvelous day loving heart's come closer and romance fills the air. Read more Sweet Love Quotes By Manish Kapoor If you want to make your love life more beautiful and strong, then you have to know the true meaning of love and nothing can bring you true meaning of love quite like these sweet love quotes. These sweet love quotes are written by famous authors who are in love and who are able to recognize the true meaning of love. These great authors put their thoughts in their words. Read more Funny Gifts By Lisa Brownman An improperly selected gift presented to a person having limited sense of humour may fall flat on your face, or may cause an ugly scene in a party. The idea behind giving the funny gifts is not to hurt anybody but to give him/her some happy moments. Read more Bacon Gifts By Lisa Brownman Tired of presenting the same sort of gifts to your friends every day? Want to get the fun quotient back into your gifts? How about going in for gag gifts this time! Read more Music Quotes - Instant Inspiration for Musicians and Composers By David Kirlo The musicians getting stuck on a single chord for days on end is a common sight for anyone associated with someone with a musical background. The situation is similar to the ‘Writers Block’ experienced by the writers and authors. Read more Lots to Learn For Writers From Writers’ Quotes By David Kirlo Writers are, perhaps, the most vulnerable folks when it comes to suddenly hitting a mental block. Not only it seriously hampers their professional life, but also has a profound impact on their personal lives. Read more Famous Funny Quotes To Keep The Stress Away By David Kirlo Modern times are perhaps the most stressful times witnessed by humanity. From global warming to terrorism to natural calamities, people are literally stressed out of the amount of catastrophes simply waiting to happen. Read more Famous Quotes For Every Mood By David Kirlo One of the striking aspects about famous quotes is the fact that there is a quote for every mood and every situation. With life taking its own course for different people, it’s not a bad idea to correlate the present situation with a famous quote. Read more Spread Positive Vibes Using Famous Motivation Quotes By Mile David No one likes a person with negative thoughts. Negativity is not just destructive for your own personality, but also seriously damage your social life since people tend to avoid such personalities. Read more Fight Tough Times By Reading Famous Inspirational Quotes By Mile David Life is full of ups and downs, and the downs always seem prolonged and hard to overcome. No matter how hard one tries, the bad times seem to linger on forever. Read more
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