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Rumsfeld Appoints Self Retired General; Rushes To Own Defense
By Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com
Donald Rumsfeld, under fire from a platoon of retired generals who have called for his resignation, went on the offensive by appointing himself a retired general.
Accompanied by a currently employed general, who, as the head of The Joint Chiefs Of Staff, is his usual sidekick, he stated, “As The Secretary of Defense, I think I should at least be on an equal footing with a retired general, and, after careful consideration, I decided to become one.”
A reporter then asked,...
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Conversation In An Age Of Confusion
By Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com
What do people talk about when they all believe different things and nobody is sure what the other person believes?
Then you add to that the usual courtesy that most people don’t want to offend other people, especially when it comes to the topics people disagree about with the most intensity, such as politics and religion, which all but the most foolhardy consider way off limits, at least, in what is referred to as polite conversation.
Actually, the silence of the times...
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Senior Ticked For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Roller Skates
By Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com
An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her she was obstructing traffic – and issued her a summons for $114.
Responding to the uproar caused by the curious traffic ticket, the municipality has begun to wonder if it should work out ways to help seniors cross streets without fear of incurring a penalty.
It is, of course, much too optimistic to hope that the munici...
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Rush Limbaugh Humor: 2 Adult Beverage Recipes Any Dittohead Will Love
By Britt Gillette
During the course of his celebrated career, Rush Limbaugh invented the term "adult beverages" to refer to alcoholic drinks so as not to offend mothers with young children listening to the show. But no insight was given on where to find the best dittohead adult beverages. That's why I created The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages, a political humor book fans of the show will love.
Just try out these great recipes:
ENVIRONMENTALIST WACKO WHISKEY
Glass: Your Own Cupp...
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On the Road Again
By Gary Mosher
A middle-aged couple try mountain biking.
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It’s No Joke, Laughter is Awesome Medicine!
By Chad Ferguson
You go right ahead! Laugh and cackle to the point of losing your breath! Laughter has enormous amounts of health benefits ranging from affecting diabetes to lowering risks of heart attacks and everything in between!
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Marching Along
By Deanna Mascle
10 multiple choice trivia questions about the month of March
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Test Your Canine Acumen
By Deanna Mascle
15 multiple choice trivia questions about humankinds best friend the dog
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More things I have learned
By Jan Michaels
Growing old does have one benefit ... experience. So, I am continuing here to share my vast pool of knowledge. Of course my girlfriend can't resist telling me I need to clean the pool, but heres the list anyway.
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Things I have learned
By Jan Michaels
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bathtub ...
If you are extremely drunk and swear you will never drink too much again, you WILL forget this when you are sober.
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Amazing Trivia Part 1
By Jan Michaels
I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting.
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You may be in love if...
By Jan Michaels
One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, it’s not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, I’ve created this list of signs that you may be crazy in love!
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Bathroom Palacial
By John Sammon
Bathrooms are quiet, cool places of refuge for me, and they should be maintained properly.
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Diary Complaints
By John Sammon
I saw my name in my wife's diary, and I didn't like what I read.
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